I think its the Ewoks bit that's just the killer. I mean, on the one hand, there really is some appalling written fic out there, as bad as this, or sometimes worse. On the other hand... looking at the POTC story she did, do people really do that Oh!!1!! thing? It's just a badfic gourmet joke, right? Right?

No, I think its a troll - it gets in a kind of pro-Disciple backhand bitchslap:
excpet that freak Disciple, cos he's werid and poliet and she didn't like her men to be weird stalker people, who were just weird, cause people whe are nice with out agendas r stalkerz.

I mean, you either believe its a parody or just go insane, so...