Is she a teen mother or something? From one of those freeky-deeky cults? I've actually seen kids named "Psalm" and I want to know which one. But their freaky cult mothers don't seem to get the joke.
Any name you want to give to your kid, the first thing you do is say it about fifty five hundred times at a rapid rate. Because when they're three and have a death grip on the cat's tail, or when they're lost in the mall, that's exactly what you'll be doing.
Anyway, I sure hope they get that kid karate lessons or kevlar garanimals. The upside is that at least his therapist will know exactly where the psychoses come from.
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Date: 2008-04-23 10:33 pm (UTC)Any name you want to give to your kid, the first thing you do is say it about fifty five hundred times at a rapid rate. Because when they're three and have a death grip on the cat's tail, or when they're lost in the mall, that's exactly what you'll be doing.
Anyway, I sure hope they get that kid karate lessons or kevlar garanimals. The upside is that at least his therapist will know exactly where the psychoses come from.