Meyers said she envisioned Bella as herself (no shockers there). I agree, obviously she has some issues, and on that note let me just say... LMFAO! I loved your review of it.
I happen to have read all four books. (well more like reads the first one, skimmed the next two and read the fourth for laughs).
The first book had potential and it would have been a good story had Meyers brought in some realism to it. When I started reading Twilight, I was kinda hoping Edward was going to eat her like he first planned too. So I was thinking okay maybe he'll do it in the other books.
Book two. "OMGS! HE LEFT ME IMMA DIE NOW!" ... shocker. Book three... I don't even remember most of it. I think that's the one where Jacob becomes all second stalker person. I was never shocked by this outcome, seemed to be her trend. First all the guys at school wanted in her pants, then Edward...
Book four... there are just no words to describe how horrible this one was. It was worse than the final chapter of Harry Potter in book 7. It was just one long continuous "omg. wtf." moments. I never thought Meyers could make Bella into more of a Mary-Sue. Well, she proved me wrong. Along with that... one word. "Renessme". This one was all about Bella and Edward having rough boink sessions on a deserted island, an over extravagant wedding which no one really seemed to appreciate, the fact male vampires can procreate and female vampires can not, the creepy vampire blonde wanting to steal Bella's unborn child, Jacob Wolf man falling in love and imprinting on an infant... that was just a wow moment for me personally, and an upcoming war which took months to prepare for and then nothing happened because Meyers doesn't like violence (run on, sorry. XD)... shocked? I so was not.
I was not that shocked to find people over 17 have orgasms over this at all. If you walk down the smut novel isle at half price books (at least there is at mine) there is a whole section for smutty vampire smex. This was just Meyer's clean version. I wouldn't be shocked if someone raided Meyer's secret vault they would find vampire smut all over the place.
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I happen to have read all four books. (well more like reads the first one, skimmed the next two and read the fourth for laughs).
The first book had potential and it would have been a good story had Meyers brought in some realism to it. When I started reading Twilight, I was kinda hoping Edward was going to eat her like he first planned too. So I was thinking okay maybe he'll do it in the other books.
Book two. "OMGS! HE LEFT ME IMMA DIE NOW!" ... shocker. Book three... I don't even remember most of it. I think that's the one where Jacob becomes all second stalker person. I was never shocked by this outcome, seemed to be her trend. First all the guys at school wanted in her pants, then Edward...
Book four... there are just no words to describe how horrible this one was. It was worse than the final chapter of Harry Potter in book 7. It was just one long continuous "omg. wtf." moments. I never thought Meyers could make Bella into more of a Mary-Sue. Well, she proved me wrong. Along with that... one word. "Renessme". This one was all about Bella and Edward having rough boink sessions on a deserted island, an over extravagant wedding which no one really seemed to appreciate, the fact male vampires can procreate and female vampires can not, the creepy vampire blonde wanting to steal Bella's unborn child, Jacob Wolf man falling in love and imprinting on an infant... that was just a wow moment for me personally, and an upcoming war which took months to prepare for and then nothing happened because Meyers doesn't like violence (run on, sorry. XD)... shocked? I so was not.
I was not that shocked to find people over 17 have orgasms over this at all. If you walk down the smut novel isle at half price books (at least there is at mine) there is a whole section for smutty vampire smex. This was just Meyer's clean version. I wouldn't be shocked if someone raided Meyer's secret vault they would find vampire smut all over the place.
And now I'm done. Time for classes. XD