Wow, reading your post is like reading an article about life on Mars, it's so, well, out of this world. I mean, when I was in school, no one cared about your allergies. Or if they did, they didn't make a huge deal about it like this woman. Hell, you're *lucky* people only bring cookies as refreshments!
I remember bringing spring rolls for those 'bring your own food to share' events, and that's what I always brought. If it were me, I'd be mighty tempted to buy some crispy fried pork feet to school (places here sell them a buck for a pair). How about that! Just to see the look on that woman's face.
"I know your kid is allergic to peanuts, how about some nice juicy fat pig feet? It'll put hair on her chest! I like the way the grease runs off my chin."
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Date: 2009-05-07 08:09 pm (UTC)I remember bringing spring rolls for those 'bring your own food to share' events, and that's what I always brought. If it were me, I'd be mighty tempted to buy some crispy fried pork feet to school (places here sell them a buck for a pair). How about that! Just to see the look on that woman's face.
"I know your kid is allergic to peanuts, how about some nice juicy fat pig feet? It'll put hair on her chest! I like the way the grease runs off my chin."
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