The teachers seem to bear the brunt of hysterical parent expectations. I went to the concert last night, and the already busy and harassed teachers actually did what that lady wanted by putting the labels next to the cookies. There was even someone who wrote out a helpful sign talking about how she'd baked these cookies, but made sure to use only super safe ingredients from Whole Foods.

Of course, none of this mattered, because after the concert the kids and parents descended on the table like a locust swarm. It took about two minutes for all of the cookies to be demolished, and I didn't see even one person check labels.