ext_276361 ([identity profile] athenaprime.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] prisoner_24601 2005-08-27 04:44 am (UTC)

*clapclapclap*

Eh, Pris, I'm with you on the mom thing. And those visions? I think Uncle George still thinks that babies come from the prop room or something.

Romance--I don't think Uncle George has been the same since he divorced his wife back in the 80's.

Me: Oh please don't tell me the Republic Falls because somebody didn't read "What to Expect..." in the bathroom.

Hubby: You'd think a Dark Lord would maybe, I dunno, *talk* to his wife about his fears

***LS Hubby points gained***

Hubby: How about asking somebody who's not male, celibate, or green about having babies

***even more LS Hubby points gained***

Hubby: Tell me she's not giving birth with a bunch of guys sitting there and watching like it's Pay-Per-View Wrestling

***LS Hubby Mastery Achieved***

It would have made more sense, been more tragic, and kept more continuity if Padme would have lost her mind instead of lost the will to live. I mean, there are hormones at work, here! Severe depression leading to melancholia and eventual death when Leia was like, five, would have made a lot more sense than having the girl who was elected queen at 14 (okay, WTF's up with that--I'd barely trust a 14 year old with watching my cat, much less ruling my planet), survived about 40 assassination attempts by the time she hit 25, had the guts to tell a hormonal 20 year old "we can't have a relationship" while wearing a merry widow and a petticoat, and went off to rescue Obi-wan and the Incredible Kenobi Hair...just up'n'die.

And somebody pointed out in the kfm.com boards--why do the clone troopers have to kill the full grown jedi when Anakin gets to go after the defenseless kids? Lazy, I tell ya...lazy!

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