This *has* to be a troll...

[prisoner_24601]

I was cruising through the new Games >> Star Wars section over on ff.net and I ran across this little gem: Burning Wounded Love by orligurllchicki.

This story is one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time. I figure this has to be a troll, because, well, the idea that this is a serious piece is just far too depressing. If it is a troll, then it is a truly brilliant piece of writing...

Some highlights:

[The Exile] was so lightside that her lights meter pulsed with pink hearts dancing around and singing a song. A song [Atton] didn't know the words to, but it was a song that allured him to her cause it was a song he couldnt get out of his head. damn it was a catchy song alright.

and this:

[Atton] took of his gloves and went to go wash his hands, mabye he could come back and touch her, cos he woulnd't mind burnign for her, he already burned, in that special place for her, that specila place that controleld him all the time.

His heart.

I mean really... could someone write this with a straight face?

Comments

[winterfox.livejournal.com]

Saw that mentioned at fanficrants. I thought someone was just... exaggerating.

*dies and is dead*

[firera.livejournal.com]

Where is it? I've been looking through the posts and was laughing at the antificrants posts... Y'know... got kinda distracted there...

[winterfox.livejournal.com]

This entry. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fanficrants/535215.html)