This *has* to be a troll...

[prisoner_24601]

I was cruising through the new Games >> Star Wars section over on ff.net and I ran across this little gem: Burning Wounded Love by orligurllchicki.

This story is one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time. I figure this has to be a troll, because, well, the idea that this is a serious piece is just far too depressing. If it is a troll, then it is a truly brilliant piece of writing...

Some highlights:

[The Exile] was so lightside that her lights meter pulsed with pink hearts dancing around and singing a song. A song [Atton] didn't know the words to, but it was a song that allured him to her cause it was a song he couldnt get out of his head. damn it was a catchy song alright.

and this:

[Atton] took of his gloves and went to go wash his hands, mabye he could come back and touch her, cos he woulnd't mind burnign for her, he already burned, in that special place for her, that specila place that controleld him all the time.

His heart.

I mean really... could someone write this with a straight face?

Comments

[kosiah.livejournal.com]

Cos he wanted to touch her skin. He looked down at his hand, sure he had killed lotz of pepole 'fore, but that was before and war did crazy stuff to you. And it didn't matter, he was chamrmig and handsome and a scoundrel, but he wasnt worthy of her. He didn't deserve to be around her glow.

I'd just like to mention that I was going to link to this piece too in my own lj. Damn, pris. There's an almost poetic meter here, I think. It's got to be a parody, it's too smart not to be.

When I got to "Ashley"...followed by "Brittany Revan" I fell off my chair. I was actually jealous. I think the author wrote other things too...*runs off to read them*

(Also to find a new lj topic for today.)

[firera.livejournal.com]

Gods... I read the first line and I was already laughing my ass off...I dare not go on for the fear of my lungs!

What Brittany Revan? I'll go finish that fic, then...

[winterfox.livejournal.com]

Saw that mentioned at fanficrants. I thought someone was just... exaggerating.

*dies and is dead*

[firera.livejournal.com]

Thanks, winterfox! :)

Oh God... I finally was able to read through the entire thing. *Surprise!*

*Bangs head on the monitor* The ending was superb, I tell ya all! I grew a few more brain cells!!! *Bangs head again* Oh yeah, I wanna kiss Atton and stop him several times only to ask him to kill me! What a lovely ending... *Bangs head*

Pink robes? Oo.. I like!! It's bright too!! Her light meter had what and what? O.o;

*faints*

I know what you guys are thinking. I'm over-reacting. I know sometimes I get my Revan OOC and make some silly mistakes and that my writing still needs a lot of improvement but that...That. Was. Extreme...

*"Re-faints"*

[danel4d.livejournal.com]

I think its the Ewoks bit that's just the killer. I mean, on the one hand, there really is some appalling written fic out there, as bad as this, or sometimes worse. On the other hand... looking at the POTC story she did, do people really do that Oh!!1!! thing? It's just a badfic gourmet joke, right? Right?

No, I think its a troll - it gets in a kind of pro-Disciple backhand bitchslap:
excpet that freak Disciple, cos he's werid and poliet and she didn't like her men to be weird stalker people, who were just weird, cause people whe are nice with out agendas r stalkerz.

I mean, you either believe its a parody or just go insane, so...