prisoner_24601: Dragon Age (Default)
prisoner_24601 ([personal profile] prisoner_24601) wrote2009-12-17 12:26 pm

I finally finished Dragon Age.

I kind of feel like I just ran a marathon or something. I have no idea how you all ended up beating the game so damn quickly, because it took me like 90+ hours to finish it (and I didn't even do everything). True, probably 20 of those hours were spent with the game idle and me afk chasing after the anklebiters or making dinner or whatever, but still, that was a damn long game.

Overall, I thought it was pretty fun. Not the greatest or most original game ever, but pretty consistently entertaining. If I were going to grade it against other Bioware titles, I'd have to say that I didn't enjoy it as much as Knights of the Old Republic or Balder's Gate 2, but thought it was light years better than Jade Empire. I'd put it on the same enjoyment level as Mass Effect, although the strengths of those two games seem to be the opposite from each other. Mass Effect had a more interesting plot line that was much tighter and very well thought out, but the NPC's fell kind of flat. Dragon Age had this sprawley behemoth of a plot that many times was too big and too disorganized and was often really, really contrived, but I liked the NPC interaction much better.



Some thoughts:

The Characters

Bioware really loves those character archtypes don't they? This time we get Canderous (Sten) and HK-47 (Shale) from Knights of the Old Republic and Viconia (Morrigan) from Balder's Gate. If Bioware is going to insist on putting a Canderous analog in every single one of their games, I think we need to start insisting that they finally let us romance him. At least Alistair wasn't giving off Carth vibes, which is a big improvement over the last several games.

Overall, I liked the characters though, even the ones that were regurgitations from past games. I thought that Alistair was a lot of fun to have around and had some of the best banters with everyone in the party. Honestly, I kept waiting for him and Morriagan to just start making out, so I felt vindicated in the end when he sleeps with her for the ritual. True love or whatever with the PC aside, I bet Alistair had been wanting to tap that since they met.

Leliana grew on me too, although she annoyed me at first. Zevran I thought I was going to hate (I hate elves on general principle), but his Antonio Bandares voice and shameless sexual advances and dialogue towards the party as a whole cracked me up. He and Wynne had the best banters of the whole damn game (that shit was hilarious). I wish I could have kept him around more, but I never really got around to making him like me, and he ended up betraying my party which was a bummer. Ogren was really funny to have around as well (loved the line about tattooing his name on your ass in bruises).

As for non party NPC's, I liked both Anora and Logain (although I suspect that there is probably much fangirlish rage directed in Anora's direction). I ended up choosing her for the throne over Alistair, because let's face it - as nice of a guy as Alistair is, he'd make a totally shitty and weak king. So I ended up getting the ending where you both stay together and rebuild the Grey Wardens, which after finding out what all the endings were, made the most sense to me. I may end up going back though and convincing Alistair and Anora to marry to see what happens, because that also made sense too.

The Romances

I thought the Alistair romance was okay. Overall, I liked him as a character, but he's just not my type. I think I understand all of the fangirl squee - he trips all the right buttons (he's young, hot, funny, and has that whole awkward thing that's supposed to be endearing) and on top of it, he doesn't come with baggage that a frustrated a lot of the true love fangirl contingent with Carth (dead wives and hostile kids - although that's why I found Carth interesting myself, lol). Maybe it's my age, or maybe he's just too goofy to be my type, but I was pretty indifferent about the romance angle and really only completed it out of curiosity more than anything else.

Having watched my husband romance Morrigan on his Dwarf Rogue though, I have to say though that the Alistair romance is 100 times better than the goofyness that is the Morrigan romance. I wanted to romance Leliana, but I failed to trigger it one of the early conversations (because I thought I could get to it later) and then it never came up again. And Zevran - he was just way too goofy and over the top for me to really even try.

And omg, I didn't think there was a way to make the sex even sillier than in Mass Effect, but the good people at Bioware have totally proven me wrong.

The Gameplay

Sometimes it was fun, but a lot of times it was a tedious slog. I thought I was NEVER going to get out of the Deep Roads. They should keep the difficulty (I liked that the combat wasn't super easy like other Bioware games) but cut the number of battles and the sizes of the dungeons in half.

Also - wtf, Bioware? Why do you have such a freaking hard time making hair that doesn't look completely ridiculous? And what the hell is up with the mage robes? Please, for the love of god, go over to Mod the Sims, and hire some of those artists to create hairstyles and clothing that doesn't look completely idiotic.

The Fans

Frankly, the Alistair fangirl contingent scares the hell out of me. The rabid devotion that Alistair has inspired is rather amazing, and I think it even tops the Carth fangirls from back in the day.

I found all of the outrage over Mages, Dwarves and Elves not being able to marry Alistair and become queen really hilarious. I mean, the dude so obviously does not want to be king, and here is this woman who would actually make a decent queen who wants the job, but they end up goading Alistair into taking the throne anyway, and then he ends their romance. Whereas if they'd listened to what Alistair actually wanted and gave Anora the throne they'd get to be Grey Wardens with their one true love. I'm sorry, but that's freaking priceless.

All the fangirling inspires evil urges where Alistair and Anora end up getting married and Alistair gets over the PC and lives a happy life with his wife. Or an Alistair/Leliana story or something. I kind of want to write some Sten/Leliana stuff too - they seem like they'd make an interesting pair.

Anyway a fun game, but not super awesome. I may go back and play through the other beginnings just to see those parts, but there's no freaking way I'd play through the whole thing again.

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, I have to ask, but is it just me or is the majority of the Alistair romance fanfiction, Alistair/Cousland (the human noble?)? It seems like it is, and I'm wondering if it's because everyone played human female nobles or if it's because they desperately wanted the Queen ending and that's the only way to get it.

[identity profile] singblueeyes.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrug*...mine's all elven mage, cuz then I can make it as fluffy as I wanna with the inherant knowledge that it's all gonna be filled with TEH PAIINZZZ later.

[identity profile] rose70.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I think it's the latter, lol.

But Heather has written a lovely Human Noble/Alistair that I want more of here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5552504/1/Surprises

[identity profile] kosiah.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
awww. Thanks for the plug, rose! Yeah, I played um, Human Cousland fem, and that seem the most popular, with city elf as the second, then dalish, then both dwarves. Aimo is rocking the dwarves, and I kind of love her for it.

I am replaying as an elf mage now. The combat is tedious, but I'm kind of enjoying trying new techniques (like a ton of range) and how much ass mages can kick. Which is a lot. Agree, dungeons too long. I rushed through the game the first playthrough, but this time I've been in the deep roads for two weeks. And that's my first one.

I think there's a ton of interesting stuff in the game that isn't omg!Alistair! although sometimes that seems to override everything in the fandom. Like, why has no one besides me ever even noticed how creepy the whole broodmother concept is? And why does no one ever think, hrm... maybe Loghain's paranoia about Orlais? What if there's a good reason? Bah. Anyways, uh... I like the lore a lot. It reminds me of a playable version of GRRM's stuff and that can't be bad.

[identity profile] trojanphoenix.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Like, why has no one besides me ever even noticed how creepy the whole broodmother concept is?

I have been dared to write Broodmother/Broodfather smut and I'm going to do it!

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah I've seen some of the Aimo fem dwarf stuff and it's pretty cool. I totally wanted to play as a dwarf, but I wanted to play as a mage more, and since I can't stand elves I ended up playing a human. Which is kinda boring, but on the other hand, Mages kick so much ass it's not even funny.

I think there's a ton of interesting stuff in the game that isn't omg!Alistair! although sometimes that seems to override everything in the fandom.

Yeah, I noticed that when I went over to ff.net and the other lj dragon age sites. It's unfortunate, but I'm not surprised. I'm hoping that it's a symptom of a young fandom, and as it gets older, people will start getting bored with the same old stuff and start pushing themselves out of the box a bit. You could see that with KoTOR - when the games first came out everything was centered around the game romances. As the fandom grew and got older, people started expanding their ideas. I think we'll start seeing more gen stuff or at least non cannon romantic pairings once the fangirling dies down a bit.

Broodmother is very creepy. I definitely think there's a ton that could be done with her. I really liked the implications in your fic, actually. That was a great idea and I'd like to see more people explore that idea.

I may reload the game and make Loghain a grey warden just to see what happens - because frankly, he and his daughter are two of the most interesting characters in the game. I thought he was a tragically misguided hero who deserved a better end than that, although admittedly, getting all the people killed who are supposed to stop the blight is kind of a dumb plan. Then again, that king guy was dumb as hell. Loghain should have just found a way to get the king killed without destroying the Grey Wardens.

If I can figure out a way to marry Alistair and Anora and still spare Loghain's life, I'm going to do it. I'm just not sure I want to have to fight through all that end stuff again just yet. So more experimentation with the origin stories first.

[identity profile] noneko.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
You convince them to get married beforehand, I think? And then when Alistair gets angry and runs off, it's just to some room in the castle. Anora mentions that he's off pouting somewhere.

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I found it on you tube, which was very fun to watch (and stirred up some fic plot bunnies actually. I think you have to harden Alistair first though, which I don't think I did, so I'm not sure if I could do it myself unless I went back and played the whole thing again (oh hell no, lol).

[identity profile] trojanphoenix.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's because the easiest way to get a happy ending. My fic was City Elf though. There's a lot of magefic too, but they are usually in other relationships like PC/Cullen, which seems to be popular.

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the heck is Cullen? Is he the dude in the mage tower that's all creepy and into your female mage, right? The guy that's supposed to kill you if you fail the test and get possessed by a demon?

I guess I could see that. I am kind of intrigued by this, because it seems to me that any kind of relationship between a mage and that dude must be seven kinds of dysfunctional crazy (especially after what happens to him when everything at the Circle goes to hell). I must look some of those fics up.

[identity profile] trojanphoenix.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep he's the guy who crushes on a female mage. Fandom like to woobiefy him.

Also, the characters are all on twitter, which is hilarious:

http://twitter.com/WitchoftheWilds/sib-da-rp-group

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, really? That's horrible! (The woobiefication, not the twitter, lol)

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but that seems like such a shame of some seriously fun dysfunction.

[identity profile] kosiah.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
the Cullen thing is a little whack, yes. But I am inpressed he can generate so much fanfict with so little screentime! He's like a Dustil with plate.

[identity profile] trojanphoenix.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wynne/Gregoir is also suprisingly popular, given that they are oldsters.

[identity profile] kosiah.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
That is true, I've come across the wynne/gregoir. MH, you, btw, have been too prolific of late. I am still catching up on your fict.

[identity profile] trojanphoenix.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I have been slightly manic lately! Plus I'm on holiday from the novel, so let the fanfic flow!

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? That's cool. I'll have to dig some of that stuff up, because that sounds interesting.

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha he is. I hadn't thought of him like that, but it's so true.

I think it must be that writers are finding the whole mage/templar forbidden attraction thing too hard to resist. I think they're ignoring the creepy ass stalker vibe that dude gives off. He kind of reminds me of Edward from Twilight - like he creeps into her room at night and watches her sleep.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the appeal.

[identity profile] danel4d.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's not something I understand, since my male mage's main experience of Cullen is of him being very paranoid and slightly insane... as in "Templar most likely to spontaneously decide that all the mages are abominations and try to kill them all". I thought this in the introduction.

[identity profile] prisoner--24601.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
When you play a female mage you find out after you get back from the fade that he was the one who was supposed to kill you if you get possessed, and that he was all conflicted about because (it's implied) that he has a crush on you.

Later when you come back after the demons have taken over and you find him by that staircase, he thinks you're the demon, because the demon has been his crush on you to torment and torture him (and has apparently appeared to him as you). He's half insane, paranoid and totally bitter about you when you talk to him.

Personally, I still found him creepy. His infatuation seemed less like anything healthy and more like something that requires therapy and a restraining order, but maybe that's because I'm an old, cynical bitch.

[identity profile] winterfox.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
because they desperately wanted the Queen ending and that's the only way to get it.

I'm positive it is this.